WANTED: Fun-Loving Human/Crew Ready to Move In and Chill **copy/paste for my full profile video!! https://youtu.be/nORZxXM2z1Y South Knoxville|Zero HOA Drama +100% Main Character Energy I'm looking for someone who appreciates nice lines, good lighting, and a layout that flows. If you like things that are move-in ready, modern-but-cozy, and full of practical perks (with a little bit of sass), we might be soulmates. Here's what I bring to the table: •LVP floors, crown molding, and neutral paint throughout—yes, even in the garage, because I don't slack on the details. •Plantation shutters on all windows for that touch of sophistication and extra privacy for all your people-watching shenanigans. •Tankless water heater because you deserve hot water happiness. •Massive, open living room perfect for birthday blowouts, Netflix marathons, or just chillin' in style. •Split-bedroom layout so everyone gets their own space and you don't hear your teenager's music through the wall. #boundaries •Kitchen with granite counters, pantry, and fancy touches like a touchless faucet and actual Starbucks-style glass sprayer—so yes, you now run a coffee shop and live in it too. •Primary bedroom the size of a small kingdom—king bed, oversized dresser, pack-n-play, yoga mat, desk... bring it all. •Ensuite bathroom giving you that Pinterest glow-up: new shiplap, dual sinks, walk-in tiled shower, and mirror lighting that creates picture perfect selfies for your socials. •Walk-in closet that deserves its own fan club. No HOA. No city taxes. Just peace, quiet, and convenience! If you're looking for a home that's got the updates, the space, and the ''wow'' without the work—I'm right here. Don't ghost me. Let's make it official. **Owner/Agent